The above photo of my three boys was taken last weekend in Panama City Beach, Florida.
So I guess our conversations have turned from late night TV to Nick Jr. over the years... An e-mail back-and-forth earlier today:
Me: I wonder if Uniqua is jealous that Tasha always gets to be the Princess, Queen, and Empress?
Todd: Tasha is a whore.
Me: This is what I'm saying. I'd be all, "Bitch. The crown is MINE today."
Todd: It shouldn't matter that Uniqua is ghey. Who cares?
Me: Well she's opted instead to be a knight and ninja, so I'd say she can hold her own. Oh yeah, and the Sphinx.
Todd: Proof of teh ghey. Still, I'd damn well rather hang out with ghey ninjas.
Me: You're damn right. But I'd still take the tiara.
Todd: Just wash it first.
Me: I'm so blogging this.
Me: Not that there's anything wrong with that...
He also sent me this video a few minutes ago. I seriously almost wet myself. If you've ever wondered just exactly how my day goes, wonder no more. Every toddler-mother out there will totally relate.
P.S. UPDATING my last entry to say: Don't buy from auction seller "backdropsource" / "backdropsourcecom". They are dirty rotten thieving bastards. Looks like our little crooks also have a website at backdropsource dot com. Read over at Flickr for more details on the saga I so did not need in my life last week...and again this week when they used my image in fifteen new auctions...