The above photo of my three boys was taken last weekend in Panama City Beach, Florida.

So I guess our conversations have turned from late night TV to Nick Jr. over the years... An e-mail back-and-forth earlier today:

Me: I wonder if Uniqua is jealous that Tasha always gets to be the Princess, Queen, and Empress?

Todd: Tasha is a whore.

Me: This is what I'm saying. I'd be all, "Bitch. The crown is MINE today."

Todd: It shouldn't matter that Uniqua is ghey. Who cares?

Me: Well she's opted instead to be a knight and ninja, so I'd say she can hold her own. Oh yeah, and the Sphinx.

Todd: Proof of teh ghey. Still, I'd damn well rather hang out with ghey ninjas.

Me: You're damn right. But I'd still take the tiara.

Todd: Just wash it first.

Me: I'm so blogging this.

Todd: *snort*

Me: Not that there's anything wrong with that...

He also sent me this video a few minutes ago. I seriously almost wet myself. If you've ever wondered just exactly how my day goes, wonder no more. Every toddler-mother out there will totally relate.

P.S. UPDATING my last entry to say: Don't buy from auction seller "backdropsource" / "backdropsourcecom". They are dirty rotten thieving bastards. Looks like our little crooks also have a website at backdropsource dot com. Read over at Flickr for more details on the saga I so did not need in my life last week...and again this week when they used my image in fifteen new auctions...